XMAS SUCKS

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The story so far

22 years ago two housemates took a day off work and wrote a simple Christmas song. It was recorded to tape on an old Yamaha 4 track. Upon completion they played it to their other housmate who promptly dropped dead from a brain hemorrhage.

The tape mysteriously dissapeared

Being young and oblivious to the danger, they relocated to Bristol and recorded the song for a 2nd time. This was uploaded to the social media platform MySpace.

Shortly afterwards MySpace suffered a mysterious data loss during a simple server migration and was then shut down completely.

The song was again lost

After various threats the housemates went into hiding. One moving to an undisclosed Country on the other side of the Severn Bridge and the other moving South to a place with no windows and little phone coverage.

After presure from the survivor of an original listener and with Rob Reiner in talks to make a documentary. The two songwriters reunited in secret and recorded the song for a thrid time.

No-one knows where they are now. But the song is posted below. Listen, share and download at your own risk.

It's not for children or the easily offended

Cheesy